…And why you might not be a dude if you don’t.

- Chicks dig it.
- It’s your God-given duty as a man.
- How else would you open mail or peel an orange?
- It does wonders for you “swagger.”
- Your “man-card” requires it.
- Hang nails can drive you crazy.
- You always have something to play with.
- You feel invincible.
- It’s a much more professional way to compare yourself to other males, and yes…bigger is always better.
- Chicks dig it.
If you’re a dude, and you don’t carry a blade, then hopefully these ten reasons are enough to convince you otherwise. The picture above happens to be my tool of choice for most occasions, however, I do have a different one for just about every situation feasible. Just remember, brand, style, and materials are not nearly as important as size, so go big or go home.
